Origin unknown and other silly and not so silly things things:

"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."   --Author Unknown    

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown

"Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you.....Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom"

A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. - English proverb

Life is not holding a good hand; Life is playing a poor hand well. - Danish proverb

In order to discover new lands, one must be willing to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.- Anonymous